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kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

iusedtobeintbs:

modosanai:

‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says

a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers

#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”

Someone in my house is listening to the phantom of the opera sound track

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

Composed elements by Inge de Vor

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”

kimpissable:

HE LOOKS SO SAD