meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

foodchewer:

fedoras-united:

oh no

friendzone_taco

foodchewer:

fedoras-united:

oh no

friendzone_taco

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

"im on a diet" i whisper as i order 3 pizzas, 25 burgers and 7 dead corpses

one of these is not like the others

My boyfriend illegally picked a flower for me awww

khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
  • image

taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

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