water is wet
i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21”
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how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself